Don’t be a 
Ross
The Defender
Divorces: 3 · “We were on a break”: ∞
Toxic traits
- Always right
- Keeps score
- Jealous
- Won’t own his part
Stop defending. Start owning.
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90 minutes. Live. Hosted by the one and only Dr. Kimberly Beam Holmes.
A free live webinar for the marriages everyone else gave up on. The 90s theme is on the house. What Kimberly reveals is the point.
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Okay, so what is this?
A free, live, 90-minute webinar with Dr. Kimberly Beam Holmes. She is going live to reveal something brand new from Marriage Helper, and to walk you through the real work that has pulled tens of thousands of marriages back from the edge. The Friends bit is fun. What she shows you is not.
Show up if…
- One of you is done, or nearly
- There has been an affair, over or ongoing
- They have checked out, moved out, or filed
- You are the only one still trying
Leave with…
- Why what you are doing is pushing them further away
- The moves that actually pull a spouse back
- A plan you can start this week, even on your own
And it is free. Could it BE any more free?
Were they on a break?
The argument that has split friend groups since 1997. The room is voting. Pick a side.
Here is what nobody admits in that fight: you can be completely right and still end up completely divorced. We are not here to settle 1997. We are here to settle yours.
Don’t be a…
Every marriage has a little Ross, Rachel, Joey, Monica, Chandler, or Phoebe in it. Collect the whole set of red flags, then in 90 minutes spot which one is yours and quit being the problem (and not end up divorced three times).
Don’t be a 
Rachel
The Reactor
Plans made: 0 · Planes almost missed: 1
Toxic traits
- Big feelings, no plan
- Reacts then regrets
- Decides in a panic
Calm down before you decide anything.
Don’t be a 
Joey
The Dodger
Commitment level: “How YOU doin’?”
Toxic traits
- Dodges the hard talk
- Charm over depth
- Bails on the work
Stop running from the work.
Don’t be a 
Monica
The Controller
Towel categories: 11 · Chill: none
Toxic traits
- Controls everything
- Perfection or bust
- Can’t let go
You cannot control a marriage into working.
Don’t be a 
Chandler
The Deflector
Jokes mid-fight: 7 · Walls up: always
Toxic traits
- Deflects with a joke
- Sarcasm as armor
- Braces to be left
- Won’t say the real thing
Drop the bit. Say the true thing.
Don’t be a 
Phoebe
The Free Spirit
Aliases: Regina Phalange · Therapy songs: 1
Toxic traits
- Dodges reality with quirk
- Rewrites the story to cope
- Avoids the hard talk
- Bottles it, then erupts
Stop spinning it. Say what is actually true.
Could your marriage BE any more stuck?
It’s all one episode
Not a series. Not four weeks. One live 90-minute night, and then it’s gone. Here’s what we get into:
“How you doin’?”
An honest read on where your marriage actually is right now. No pretending it is fine.
The pivot
Where to change your strategy, because pushing the same thing harder never got the couch up the stairs.
Your lobster
How you and your spouse can still be each other’s lobster, and mate for life.
One big reveal
Something brand new from Marriage Helper, live for the very first time. That is all we will say for now.
PIVOT! PI-VOT! PIVOT!!!
What you have been doing is not moving the couch. Yelling the same thing louder never got it up the stairs. We will show you how to actually turn the corner.
Starring
Fun fact: the year Friends premiered, 1994, Dr. Joe Beam was already saving the marriages everyone else had written off. Thirty years later, only one of them is still on the air. (It is the marriages.)
Friends trivia in the chat.
Show up smart. We will be quizzing the room live, so brush up on your Central Perk lore. Last time this group played trivia, two of them lost their apartment. Stakes are lower here. Probably. And no, Chandler’s job is still not the answer.
No replays. We mean it.
This is not syndication. No catching it in reruns, no “I’ll watch it later,” no streaming it next month. Live, once, and then it is gone. Like the finale: you had to be there.
Seats are limited to keep it real. When they are gone, they are gone.
She’s still your lobster. Phoebe was right about that one.
I’ll be there for you.
Will you be there for your marriage?
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